Best Jokes

Why do people recite at a play but play at a recital?

A little girl struggling to complete a problem in class asks her teacher for help.

The teacher looks at the page and tells the student, "Do not worry, with all the resources here we can figure it out. The answer is a foot."

The girl looks at the page with a confused gaze and says, "But its math class!"

Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

Top researchers determined that cutting out beans, tomatoes and peppers will dramatically improve your diet...

That is how I determined that top researchers hate chili!