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Favorite this joke A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn't working."
"What kind is it?"
"It's a small one."
"Electric, gas or propane?"
"Propane."
"Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well."
Second call, a few minutes later. "The least you could have done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!"
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.
Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown. This confirmed what I suspected all along, that despite being over 50, I still have a very "with it" attitude.
"I see we have the same taste," I said proudly to the 20 something behind me.
"Yes," she replied. "I'm getting this for my grandmother for Christmas."
One morning Quackers the duck woke up & had a bad case of chapped lips, so he went to the local drug store & asked the pharmacist for some chap stick.
The pharmacist says, "That will cost you a dollar."
Quackers did't have any money but asked if he could, "Just put it on his bill?"
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