Best Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?

Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!

Why did Batman change in a phone booth?

Apparently he was having an identity crisis.

In anatomy class at medical school, suddenly one of the dead bodies sat straight up!

The instructor said, “OK, who said Abra-Cadaver?”