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Out to lunch! If not back by five, out for dinner!
A mother asked her little boy what he’d learned that day in Sunday school. He said it was about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.
Mother: "Really?"
Little Boy: "Yes. Gladly, the cross I’d bear."
It has been finally realized that babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls...
The reason is because there is no mail delivery on holidays.
Age is a question of mind over matter...
If you don’t mind, it doesn't matter.