Best Jokes

Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

While going through his deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim check for a shoe repair.

Curious, he goes to the store and hands the owner the ticket.

The owner goes to the back and then reappears. “Good news,” he begins, “they’ll be ready next Friday.”