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Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful".

"Is that really your name?" I asked her.

"No," she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least be called something I like."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My boss didn't come in to work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem.

When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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I’m going to be buried up in the Boston area when I die.

My mother had plotted it for years.

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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Yo momma is so ugly, that your daddy stays home just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Monica Ulloa-Richards" |