Best Jokes

I’m going to be buried up in the Boston area when I die.

My mother had plotted it for years.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your daddy stays home just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!

I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying.

By the time I got to the door, he was halfway down the block.

As I ran after him, I heard a woman across the street yell, "Run, Florist, Run!"