Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing?
Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree.
Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?
I was talking with my best friend the other day, and we talked about a very beautiful girl who was married to a very rich yet very ugly man.
"What a pity!" she said.
"Why?" I asked.
"It's a pity I wasn't the bride," she said with a deep sigh.
The warehouse foreman walked up on a worker and caught him napping.
"Hey!" the foreman shouted. "Why aren't you working?"
"Because I didn't see you coming."
Did you hear? Chef Careless was arrested for assault. He was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!