"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"
"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."
"What?"
"For a new port."
John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?
Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?
John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!
"Now, you got to keep away from this guy," the trainer whispered to his fighter. "Jab him and get away or he'll use his right. Don't let him get set up to use his right."
"I understand," said the fighter. "I'll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and hits me clean. What do I do?"
"Nothing," replied the trainer. "Just relax and the referee and I will carry you to your corner."