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Favorite this joke During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"
"No," the man said, "he doesn't need one."
"Yes he does," answered the officer.
"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.
The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"
What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?
In Congress, it's celery...
At the White House, carrots...
And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.
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