I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people...
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi!
After a hard day at work I decided to ride my bicycle to town to wind down a bit. I came into town and decided I’d go in the liquor store to get a bottle of scotch. I came out of store and since my bike had a basket in front, I put bottle in there.
It occurred to me that if I fell over with the bike, the bottle of scotch would break. So I decided to drink scotch an then head home. So I did.
Good thing too, as I fell over 10 times on the way home.
Why couldn't the cardiologist perform an aorta transplant on his sister?
He didn't have the heart.
Ricky: You really don't look good.
Bob: I have a cold.
Ricky: My goodness, AND you have a cold too!