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Favorite this joke What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.
The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"
What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?
In Congress, it's celery...
At the White House, carrots...
And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.
When you're 65 and you go out to dinner and say, "It's on me..."
You really mean it!
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