Best Jokes

There I was on a game show, and with just one more right answer I'll make a million dollars! But if I get it wrong I only get ten grand.

It was a pop culture question about a television stage name so I decided to go for it. After the game show host asked me the question I drew a blank. I thought to myself well, ten grand is better than nothing. So for my final answer I said, "It's all good man."

Suddenly confetti fell as the host announced, "You've won a million dollar, the answer is in fact Saul Goodman!"

What is a social drinker?

If someone says, "I'll have a beer please," a social drinker always replies, "Social I!”

I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes...

I am raisin awareness!