Best Jokes

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

On a first date, the young man thought he'd impress the young lady, a piano and voice teacher, by taking her to a karaoke bar.

After going up and singing a song, and now feeling confident as ever, he thought he'd ask a music question to impress her even more. He asked her, "What key did I sing that in?"

She replied, "Most of them."

I ask my 85 year old grandfather at what age does someone lose interest in the opposite sex.

His answer was he did not know and suggested I ask someone older than him.

The geologist's theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.