Best Jokes

Becoming aware of one's character defects leads naturally to the next step...

Blaming one's parents.

What does a basketball player do when he or she loses their eyesight?

Become a referee.

This Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox, nothing more. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, one Xbox.

You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.

Which was fine... because I bought her an Xbox.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...

He's never gonna give you 'Up'!