Best Jokes

A mom was playing "tooth fairy" and putting money under her little daughter's pillow when the child awoke and caught her in the act.

The mom froze, wondering how to explain to her tot that she was, in fact, the tooth fairy. But she was spared the trouble.

"You put that money back!" her daughter said indignantly. "The tooth fairy left that for me!"

What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?

You can't HANDLE the Tooth!