I was raised as an only child.
That got on my brother’s nerves.
Question: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine?
Half an hour?
Twenty minutes?
A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on Main Street when the door of the hearse flies open, the coffin falls out, speeds down Main Street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter.
The lid pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.
Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.
Bob: Why not?
Joe: No man is that strong.