Best Jokes

A man walks into a bar and sees a Polish guy, a female blonde, and a priest

The guy says to the bartender, "What is this? Some kind of joke?

Bert: Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream?

Ernie: Sherbert

A husband had been away for a few months and had a romantic evening planned for he and his wife. He sent the two older kids to the movies but could not persuade the youngest boy to go along.

Finally he makes a deal with the boy. If the boy will go sit on the curb in front of their house, the father will give the boy 5 bucks for every man he sees go by in a red hat.

A while later the little boy comes running into the house and bangs on the bedroom door and shouts: "Dad, if you think you're getting screwed in there, you'd better come outside, 'cause there's a Shriner's convention going past."

Father to his son:

Do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?

Because she makes my world explode!

@dadjokehansolo