Best Jokes

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's a hardware issue.

A man went to the airline counter.

The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have any reservations?"

He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway!"

Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light