Are you sure today isn't Christmas?
I just saw a bearded man in a red coat carrying a 70 inch tv out of my neighbors house?
Must have been a wrong address?
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke.
TEACHER: Give me the opposite of this sentence…. “CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKES MISTAKES.”
TASYA: Mistakes in the dark can make children!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... She seemed surprised.