Best Jokes

Marriage is like a card game. They start with a pair, he shows a diamond, she shows a flush, and they end up with a full house.

What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?

Memory problems.

A woman was telling her boyfriend that she always dreamed that she would walk down the aisle with him.

So the very next day he took her to the supermarket.

People who think that time heals everything have obviously never tried waiting it out in a doctor's waiting room!