I went to the zoo.
There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.
It was a Shih Tzu.
Do you know why they bury lawyers 10 feet in the ground?
Because, deep down, they're really nice people.
The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
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