During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento".
When asked why she had such a long password, the employee rolled her eyes and said, "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?"
The first vampire says, "Blood. Give me blood."
The second vampire says, "I too wish for blood!"
The third vampire says, "Give me plasma."
The Bartender smiles and says, "Got it. Two bloods and one blood-light."