Best Jokes

Sometimes when I'm driving, I know I want to change lanes. I'm just not sure which lane I want. So I turn on my hazard lights.

I may be going left, I may be going right ... either way, you have been warned.

The patient runs into his psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam!"

The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Relax, you're just too tents!"

Yo momma so old, God said let there be light.... And she flipped the switch!

There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'

So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...