Best Jokes

If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?

Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have their own little anti-bodies.

Keep stress out of your life...

Give it to others instead.

Me: "I'll have the french dip."

Waitress: "French Fries?"

Me: "No, I'll Have the FRENCH DIP."

Waitress: (nods) "French Fries?"

Me: "No, I want the french dip. It's a beef sandwich that come with au jous sauce that you can dip it in."

Waitress: "Yes, I know what a french dip is. But would you like french fries with that?"

Me: "Oh. Yes, thank you."