Best Jokes

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

I suffer from kleptomania...

When it gets really bad, I take something for it!

If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

Husband: "It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight."

Wife: "That's ridiculous!"

Husband: "Ok, 'Ms. know it all', if high fructose corn syrup didn't make me gain weight, what did?

Wife: (drolly) "Going back for thirds!"