Best Jokes

Grandma left the stove on and the pan was burnt. I asked her if she had a timer she can use, as to not forget in the future

"NO! Don't you dare go there! I don't have that," she said, shaking her fist at me.

"No, no, Grandma, I said 'A timer'!"

Just because a frog is green, does that mean its Irish?

No.

That is correct. Because when you look at it when its a baby, it looks a tad-polish!

One day a man dies and goes to heaven. There, he sees St. Peter at the entrance.

Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, "Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here."

The man looked at him sadly and said, "Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself."

Whose decision was it to put Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill?

Wouldn't it make sense to honor Burr, the guy who actually WON the duel?