Best Jokes

When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church, she just shook her head.

"I haven't gone in a long time," she said. "Besides, it's too late for me. I've probably already broken all seven commandments."

A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.

I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

There was a fork in the road.

Q: What can you catch, but not throw?

A: A cold.