Best Jokes

A girl drew a picture of a car on a long road with a driver and 2 people in back seat and there were tree's in the background.

They ask her what story did that represent.

She said that is when God drove Adam and Eve from the garden of Eden.

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is it called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you right now."

How does one feel where there's no coffee?

Depresso!

It's all about perspective... being OVER the hill than is much better than being UNDER it.