Best Jokes

A woman is paying for some purchases at Macy’s. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse. The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?” “No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back.”

A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to revert to childhood, he’s already there.

A woman is paying for some purchases at Macy’s. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse. The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?” “No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back.”