Best Jokes

"Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher.
"A fight!” answers Frank.

Farmer picks up an American Indian hitch hiking. The Indian is a man of few words but eventually looks at the brown paper bag in between them and asks, "Mmm, What in bag?" The farmer says, "It's a bottle of wine that I got for my wife". Indian thinks for a second and say, "Mmm, good trade".

How do dogs communicate in the modern world?
P-mail
And how do they tweet?
Wee-mail

How is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Because an elephant carries his trunk, but a snail carries his house!