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Favorite this joke A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
My friend is notorious for waiting until the needle is on empty before filling his gas tank. Finally his car died on him, and we had to push it to the nearest filling station. After my friend finished pumping gas, the attendant asked if he had learned anything.
“Yeah,” my friend muttered, “I learned I have a 15-gallon tank.”
Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.
Friend 2: Did she say so?
Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".
I trained my dog to fetch me beer...
It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!
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