Best Jokes

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY! "

John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "

A chemist's favorite drink is...

CoFe2.

Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"

Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"

Friend 1: "Yes."

Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...

Clothes, but no cigar.