Best Jokes

"How the diet going?"

"Not good, I had eggs for breakfast."

"Scrambled?"

"No, chocolate."

Ban Pre-Shredded cheese!

Make America GRATE again!

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day.

His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?"

Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"