Best Jokes

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.

Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts!

People call me self-centered...

But that’s enough about them.

"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

"Off course we are..."

Once a terrible golfer hit a ball onto an ant hill. He went over the ant hill to hit the ball. No matter how hard he tried, all the golfer managed to do was to hit the ant hill and kill many ants.

At last, only two ants remained. One turned to the other and said, “If we want to stay alive, we’d better get on the ball!”