Best Jokes

I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter.

Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, “For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?”

Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, “What’s the difference?”

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are...

But I laugh more!

Why does Snoop Dogg have carpet in his bathroom?

Fo' DRIZZLE!!!

A Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order:

New Bird
Neighbor Bird
Old Bird
Upstairs Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super market Bird

Finally she checks her name and it was saved as...

Angry Bird