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Favorite this joke A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
“I am a turtle,” he says.
“Who’s on your back?”
“That’s Michelle.”
A couple from the east decided to vacation out west and visited a dude ranch. During the stay the tenderfoot felt that he had observed the horse riders and would be able to ride one himself. He mounted the horse and a moment later painfully picked himself out of the dust in one corner of the corral.
"Man, oh man," he said. "She sure bucked something fierce!"
"Bucked," said a nearby cowpoke, "Rats, she just coughed."
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
"None? You've never had any accidents."
"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."
"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
“I love my job,” a farmer says out loud.
A sheep replies, “Ha! All you do is boss me around all day!”
The farmer, clearly upset by this responds, “What did you just say?”
The sheep replies, “You herd me!”
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