Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
One of the oldest dances popular in D.C. has a new name: The Politician.
"All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around."
If athletes get athlete’s foot...
Then do astronauts get mistletoe?