Best Jokes

One snowman asks another, "Do you smell carrots?"

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

I walked into the liquor store and a guy working there asked me, “Do you need help?”

I said, “Yes, but I’m here to get whiskey instead.”