Best Jokes

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and their descendants included senators and Wall Street wizards.

They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose, how to handle great-uncle George, the criminal, who was executed in the electric chair.

The author said he could handle the story tactfully.

The book appeared. It said, "Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."

There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand...
and those who don't...

Give a man a rod and you wont see him all day, because he is fishing
Give him the net and you won't see him for weeks????

Marriage is not always wine and roses…but I have found that wine does help a lot!