A man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on the doctor's back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!"
"Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you're doing?"
The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"
A mushroom walks into a bar. He sees a pretty lady sitting all by herself so he walks up to her and takes a seat. He offers to buy her a drink. "No way," she replies, "you are a mushroom."
"Come on now," he says, "I’m FUNGI (fun-guy)"
Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."
Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.