Best Jokes

Q: Why didn't the fly go near the computer?

A: Because he was afraid he would get caught on the Web.

Al: You're looking glum.

Sam: Yeah, my doctor says I can't play football.

Al: Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, "Oh my, I could be eating a slow learner..."

Take my advice — I'm not using it.