Best Jokes

What's the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

Definition of Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been permanently discontinued.

I'll never forget the excitement when Grandpa shaved off his beard...

... and we found out it was Grandma.

I just bought a new state-of-the-art washer/dryer. It even talks.

This morning it told me what it did with the other sock!