Son: Dad, will you remember me in 5 years?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 year?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 6 months?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 month?
Dad: Yes
Son 1 week?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 5 days?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 5 hours?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 hour?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 30 minutes?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 minute?
Dad: Yes.
Son: 1 second?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Knock Knock
Dad: Who's there?
Son: See, you forgot me already!!!
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Patient: Doctor, I think I'm suffering from lack of memory.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem is that?
Why are kindergarten teachers so optimistic?
Because every day they try to make the little things count.