Best Jokes

Why was the chicken scared to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side....

Jim Visits the Family Doctor

Doc - Ha! Hey Jim what's up this time.
Jim - This time it's a severe situation doc!
Doc - mm Keep Saying Jim...
Jim - Doc I've been that notorious clown since ever, but today I just found a site that pays for a good rated Joke and ever since then !!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Joking nerves trifle Me !!!!!!

Doc - Hahahahahahahahahahaha !!! ** Cracking

Jim - Okay! It's working now, Thanks Doc ;)

* Updates the Post ;) :D :P

Q: How is Southwest Airlines capitalizing on Tiger Woods infidelty woes?

A: By introducing a special Tiger Woods rate where mistresses fly free!

Mother: Did you behave well in church today, Marjie?

Marjie: I certainly did. A nice man offered me a plate full of money, and I said, "No thank you."