Best Jokes

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid!

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

An infectious disease walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”

The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”