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Favorite this joke An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...
... just kidding, they know better.
Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."
Ashley: "Really?"
Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."
A telemarketer calls, "I would like to speak with Max, please."
The homeowner reluctantly replies, "I suppose that would be possible, but it seems rather strange."
The telemarketer responds, "Why would that be?"
The homeowner answers, "This is the first time we've ever had a call for the dog."
Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”
“But Larry’s still alive?”
“I know, but his hair is gone.”
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