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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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A bike in town keeps running over me...

It's a vicious cycle!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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I taught a wolf to meditate...

Now he’s an aware wolf!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "ELECTION " |