There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
A bike in town keeps running over me...
It's a vicious cycle!
I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.
"Hardback?" the assistant asked.
"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”
I taught a wolf to meditate...
Now he’s an aware wolf!