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Favorite this joke After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"
"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"
"Ken, Chick Ken."
When I am told, "You'll regret that in the morning", I don't let it bother me.
Being a problem solver, I just sleep in till noon.
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.
The reply came back shortly: "Begin vacation as of yesterday."
Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?"
The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care, I'm a helicopter..."
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