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Body of a Greek God
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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...

I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

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posted by "outward" |
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Back to Back
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I'm really busy next week, I have two back to back appointments with my chiropractor on Wednesday...

I fired him once, but I took him back!

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posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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Buying the World
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Two guys are at a bar, drunk and talking nonsense.

MAN 1: I am planning on buying the world.

MAN 2: That is crazy and makes no sense what-so-ever, you can't buy the world.

MAN 1: Why not?

MAN 2: Because, I am not going to sell it to you.

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posted by "Nwosu Franklin" |
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A Spy Bull
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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posted by "RS" |