Best Jokes

My boss calls me "the computer"...

Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you...

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.

Who’s the biggest in the family?

The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.